Markets · Limited 7-Day Drop
AI Took My Job
From $39.99 · vaulted
Big Tobacco cuts 9,000 roles to pivot to 'digital'. Because nothing says innovation like an algorithm replacing your pension. Drop while the smoke clears.
Available as:
· Tee — $39.99
· Crewneck — $49.99
· Hoodie — $59.99
Live for 7 days, then vaulted forever — never restocked, never reprinted.
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